What's In a Name?

"Hey man wassup?" said the tall man.

"I'm fine, thank you." said the fat one.

"Oh, I thought you were Man Wassup." said the tall man.

"No. I'm Fine Thankyou." said the fat one.

"Mr. Thankyou, you look exactly like Mr. Wassup." said the tall man.

"But I'm not Man. I'm Fine." said the fat one.

"Are you Not Man or Fine Thankyou?" said the tall man.

"Fine Thankyou!" said the fat one.

"Oh okay. I'm so sorry. I get easily confused." said the tall man.

"It's okay So. Or should I call you Mr. Sorry?" said the fat one.

"You can call me So, Fine. It already seems like we are close friends, man." said the tall man.

"You might be friends with Man but you aren't friends with me, So." said the fat one.

"Fine." said the tall man.

"Yes So?" said the fat one.

"No! I mean it's okay." said the tall man.

"Where? He owes me money." said the fat one.

"Who?" said the tall man.

"Okay Verywell." said the fat one.

"Oh I see." said the tall man.

"I thought you were So." said the fat one.

"I am So! I just meant that I understand." said the tall man.

"Oh Okay." said the fat one.

"Verywell?" said the tall man.

"No no." said the fat one.

"No, there's no No here." said the tall man.

"What the hell are you talking about?" said the fat one.

"I'm so sorry." said the tall man.

"I already know that!" screamed the fat one.

"I mean I would like to apologize." said the tall man.

"She's sure a hottie." said the fat one.

"Who?" said the tall man.

"Miss To Apologize. I thought you said you like her." said the fat one.

"What the hell are you going on about?" said the tall man.

"I've never heard of Yougoing and Onabout. Couldn't tell you what they were." said the fat one.

"I'm sorry I talked to you." said the tall man.

"I'm fine and I talked to you too." said the fat one.

 

Author's Note: I'm so sorry you had to read that. I mean I'm So Sorry. That character is based entirely on me. Do you get it, Hadto Readthat?